I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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