- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

I had friends on the Death Star.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.