- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

How's the weather? Good.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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