Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Justin's life

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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