Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Anti Joke

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