- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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