- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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