- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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