Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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