- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How did the black person die? Of old age

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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