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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What's city is in New York New York City

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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