- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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