Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Who invented apple? God

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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._____________________. Whale!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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