- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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