Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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