Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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