A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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