- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

No soap radio

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?