- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A seal walks into a club.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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