Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Sex

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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