- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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