- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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