Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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