A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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