Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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