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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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