why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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