Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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bologna

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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