- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

ring around the rosie ... your dead

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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