why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Hail Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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