noah is a scrub jungle

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Charlie Sheen

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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