- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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