- Anti Joke

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Punching a baby

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass