why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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