- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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