What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Badabing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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