Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Who is John Galt?

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

I am very humble.

A hill billy went fishing

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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