why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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destiny

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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butt sex

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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