- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Yanter, Look it up

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