Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what does a granny look best in? 1950

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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