- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Donald Trump

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

kaite is dumb that is true

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Japan

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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