why do mexicans get made fun of

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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It says so on your cap.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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