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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

It says so on your cap.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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