Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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An Aisian failed a test

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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