- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

An Aisian failed a test

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Your dads dead. lol

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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