What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Bob Saget that is all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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