Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

BIG MAC'S

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

A black student graduated High School

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Needless to say,

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A muslim paints Mohammed

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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