- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Women's Rights

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Immigration Laws

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Knock knock open

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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