- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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