Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Take part of what?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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